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dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(via stop)

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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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(via guy)

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serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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(via encourage)

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thepsychmind:

Fun Psychology facts here!
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infinity-and-beyond-babyx:

i’m happy you’re still alive, i know you’re hurting and everyday is a struggle. but i’m so proud of you, sweet dreams my darling. i love you so much 

(via carelessly)

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via encourage)

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h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

(via distraction)

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laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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(via succeeding)

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dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

(via guy)

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what-mom:

normal people: I honestly don’t care.

me: tbh idc lol.

(Source: what-mom, via legalmexican)

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beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha
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